all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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