How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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