Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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