Don't worry. I has chaperone.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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