Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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