People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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