David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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