i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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