Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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