Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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