she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I would fuck him just for his dog
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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