please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
