guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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