we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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