She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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