what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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