she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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