you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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