I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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