I look better un-naked...
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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