so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Drunk is not a location!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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