He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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