Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
