How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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