one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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