reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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