I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
