awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize
