Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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