worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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