Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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