Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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