Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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