why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
In America we eat man semen.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Found your dick twin last night
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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