I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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