Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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