ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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