I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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