Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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