As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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