i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
