Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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