Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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