i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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