week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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