What a fucking waste of an outfit
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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