Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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