He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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