nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
