i barfeds in our rink
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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